So you will hopefully have seen from Twitter that my shitster, Madam Cruella, and I are offering reduced price double hard sports sessions for the month of January. 

We were lucky enough to have a number of double scat sessions last year which were just so much fun. We want to start the year off with a bang, and a poo. We both just simply love this type of play and can come up with some very ingenious ideas to get you to eat a tasty breakfast. Croissants will just never be the same. 

If you’re worried that it’s your first time then we can also cater for newbies and aren’t too scary. If you need to be forced to swallow then we can also go down the brutal route. 

One hour of double the trouble and London’s finest shit is being offered for £300. If of course you’d like to take longer to savour your meal and incorporate other activities then this can also be arranged. 

Email serveladyscarlett@gmail.com to book. A deposit will be required for all bookings.